Dear loyal readers,
I am sorry I have not written to entertain your mundane lives in the past several days. I have been much too busy to even think twice about my fans. For that, I apologize.
Sincerely,
Me
ps- Here is the real blog entry...
Like I said before, I havent written in a while because of several factors: Camp, the olympics, Misty May-treanor, the entire USA women's volleyball team, European handball at 4am, my new job, but mostly because of Michael Phelps, the Manchild.
Since the last post, I have picked up a new gig. Because of my exelscior work up at camp, I am now working in an office at the JCC (Jewish Community Center) in Irvine doing random odds and ends for the camp office. I am getting paid right now as I type this in fact (See, I just made 2 bucks!). I am not headed back up to slo until the 6th of September so I figure I'll make some money while I'm here. But guess what the best part is? My boss said I could make up my own title. So, as of last week, I am the JCC resident camp's first OFFICIAL marketing consultant...kinda just rolls off your tongue doesn't it?
Madden 09 comes out today and you should all pick it up because Brett Favre is on the cover sporting his TRUE colors (Green and gold). I still have to pick it up myself.
The big story here though is by far, the Olympics. I really enjoy watching them because it is absolute shut down of all mental processes by both myself (for sitting and watching) and the NBC announcers (for commenting and opening their mouth). The opening ceremonies were amazing and watching European handball still kinda tipsy at 4am was even better. The Euro handball event in addition to 2 other events are actually the three events the USA does not have a team in because WE DIDN'T QUALIFY! Imagine that, there are countries that are better than us at sports (soccer, baseball, tennis...just to name a few).
In other Adam news...I was on the radio Monday! That's right, you are now one degree away from a pseudo-celeb in this 2008 society. The LA rock station KROQ 106.7 morning show (Kevin and Bean) have this segment called "What it do nephew?" where people call in and just talk about random topics they want to talk about. They usually give you a prize for making it on the air too. So I called in to talk about how I thought that Pres. Bush really had no idea what was going on at the opening ceremonies of the Olympics and was caught checking his watch at one point! The prize this week are tickets to see Katy Perry and this band called the Airborne Toxic Event at Six flags on Saturday. For those of you who don't know who Katy Perry is, she made that song everyone is singing right now, "I Kissed a girl", if you still have no idea what I'm talking about...youtube/google it. Secretly, I'm really excited. I will post pix when I get back from the show. Should be alot of fun.
I'm headed to Chico to help my sister, Jessica, move into her new apt for school. So I will try to update ASAP. Thanks for your patience. Talk to you all soon.
-Absence rescinded
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
Life after camp...
So now that I'm back from camp I find that reality is quite boring. No more "please pass the salad from last Tuesday" or "Pssst, can I go to the bathroom?" or even making fun of that one camper (or staff for that matter) that got on everyone's nerves. Reality seems quite tame I would say.
The only thing that sticks from being at camp is the way you walk, talk, and function. I cannot count the times since Friday where I have caught myself thinking about making another bracelet or laughing to myself for "missing the good times" singing songs before meals. If you sang a song to someone or tried ANY of those camp shmraditions (for you Sari, for you) people would look at you kinda funny...like awkward funny.
Life cannot get more dull when trying to decide between watching Montel or the home shopping network. The day goes by much quicker when you look forward to something. No, this does not mean you standby the tv waiting for General Hospital to end just so you can tivo All my children (awesome name drop huh?)
What I'm talking about faithful readers, is my new job. During camp, I was making conversation with the director and jokingly made a remark about hiring me for a month before I went back to school. She got back to me and found out got dem skeeeelz with marketing stuff blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda and BBBBLLLLLAAAMMMMOOOO! Adam is not in debt anymore (i think)
Really though, I just think of everything I do now and say "this is much better than minor league baseball in BFE Wyoming". And it makes me much happier.
Oh, and if you are one of the few people who haven't seen THE DARK NIGHT I suggest you go see it. It's not like it broke any records or is popular or anything like that. Here's the link to the trailer...enjoy.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4364920486439399337&q=the+dark+night&ei=XuuXSP2dIJyMrAPPodSvBQ
The only thing that sticks from being at camp is the way you walk, talk, and function. I cannot count the times since Friday where I have caught myself thinking about making another bracelet or laughing to myself for "missing the good times" singing songs before meals. If you sang a song to someone or tried ANY of those camp shmraditions (for you Sari, for you) people would look at you kinda funny...like awkward funny.
Life cannot get more dull when trying to decide between watching Montel or the home shopping network. The day goes by much quicker when you look forward to something. No, this does not mean you standby the tv waiting for General Hospital to end just so you can tivo All my children (awesome name drop huh?)
What I'm talking about faithful readers, is my new job. During camp, I was making conversation with the director and jokingly made a remark about hiring me for a month before I went back to school. She got back to me and found out got dem skeeeelz with marketing stuff blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda and BBBBLLLLLAAAMMMMOOOO! Adam is not in debt anymore (i think)
Really though, I just think of everything I do now and say "this is much better than minor league baseball in BFE Wyoming". And it makes me much happier.
Oh, and if you are one of the few people who haven't seen THE DARK NIGHT I suggest you go see it. It's not like it broke any records or is popular or anything like that. Here's the link to the trailer...enjoy.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4364920486439399337&q=the+dark+night&ei=XuuXSP2dIJyMrAPPodSvBQ
Monday, July 28, 2008
That's what she said...
It was kind of a bittersweet moment when 75% of the campers left on Sunday morning because some of them I actually liked. Others, however, I was very glad to see them go. You wouldn’t believe how attached these kids get to you. It’s kind of like stepping in dog poo and having the smell linger for days…even after you’ve cleaned your shoes. It’s just annoying after awhile.
So from now until Friday (which is my last day…Woo hoo!), there is pretty much a 1:1 ratio of campers to staff. This is pretty much easy street. No more scrounging around tables for seconds on crappy food, no more early wake-ups, and no more of that girl that would nag me every 5 minutes with stupid knock, knock jokes. This is truly the life. We have consolidated the cabins from 8 down to 4. It’s cool because a lot of the younger kids who didn’t have me as a counselor before really like having me as one now and it’s easier to get them to do what they’re supposed to be doing.
My friend and I have started this points game for the kids and have pretty much been assigning random amounts of points over the course of the day so hopefully one can be crowned “camper of the session”. Essentially, this is a bogus competition to get the campers excited about stuff and it’s great to see them fight over nothing. It’s awesome.
I kind of regret not updating more often because there are so many funny things that happen during the day that I sometimes (almost all the time) forget.
Tonight is my second night off. After seeing Batman and getting sushi, I really don’t know how I could top that. Here’s what the plan is so far: Get sushi, go bowling, and last but not least, get two UN-KOSHER cheeseburgers and savor every bite. Having kosher meals every day for 2 weeks straight makes you appreciate artery-clogging cholesterol filled fast food or just cheeseburgers for that matter.
Here are some pictures that I have taken…enjoy!
So from now until Friday (which is my last day…Woo hoo!), there is pretty much a 1:1 ratio of campers to staff. This is pretty much easy street. No more scrounging around tables for seconds on crappy food, no more early wake-ups, and no more of that girl that would nag me every 5 minutes with stupid knock, knock jokes. This is truly the life. We have consolidated the cabins from 8 down to 4. It’s cool because a lot of the younger kids who didn’t have me as a counselor before really like having me as one now and it’s easier to get them to do what they’re supposed to be doing.
My friend and I have started this points game for the kids and have pretty much been assigning random amounts of points over the course of the day so hopefully one can be crowned “camper of the session”. Essentially, this is a bogus competition to get the campers excited about stuff and it’s great to see them fight over nothing. It’s awesome.
I kind of regret not updating more often because there are so many funny things that happen during the day that I sometimes (almost all the time) forget.
Tonight is my second night off. After seeing Batman and getting sushi, I really don’t know how I could top that. Here’s what the plan is so far: Get sushi, go bowling, and last but not least, get two UN-KOSHER cheeseburgers and savor every bite. Having kosher meals every day for 2 weeks straight makes you appreciate artery-clogging cholesterol filled fast food or just cheeseburgers for that matter.
Here are some pictures that I have taken…enjoy!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Rated NCA: Not Camp Appropriate...maybe?
After an entire week of working I finally got a day off Sunday night. Having 7 hours to yourself after being with 4th to 8th graders 24/7 is AMAZING! On the other hand, our night off was spent in the butthole of SoCal known as Redlands. Well, it wasn’t all that bad. We went to some hole in the wall sushi place which was so tasty after having “kosher”-this and soy-that (It was just revealed to me that the chicken nuggets were in fact MADE OUT OF SOY…WTF?!?) Anyway, after shopping for some snack food essentials in Target, we waited in line to see the epic premiere of the Dark Night, the new batman flick starring Cristian Bale and the late Heath Ledger. THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKING AWESOME! If you haven’t seen it yet, I suggest you save up and see it (or be like Adam’s dad and use a coupon on top of the AARP card discount—love ya pops).
After getting back WAYYYY past curfew around 2am I was just about to fall asleep in my cabin when I heard a light scratching noise near my bed. I figured out the noise was coming out of my bag and I poked it with my cell phone and it stopped. I knew it was something, so just as I shined my cell phone light on my backpack—all of a sudden a small mouse pops out of my bag and leaps away. I was scared shitless (no lie—you would flip out too if you found a mouse in your bag). I guess it was karma because 2 nights before my campers woke me up at 4am to tell me this and I quote:
Camper: “Adam, I think there’s something in my bag.”
Me: “What do you think it is?”
Camper: “Well, we think it’s either a mouse…or a snake.”
Me: “…just go back to sleep.”
The next morning we found some kid’s bag chewed through and PB&J sando annihilated. I told them in the morning that I would have gone into “counselor mode” and saved the day, but thought to myself that it would be too much work and more importantly, I was REALLY comfortable.
Other than those two crazy instances, all is well here. Only a week and a half left! I will try to upload some pics ASAP so you can see what I’ve been up to.
"That's funny, she doesn't look Drewish."
-Spaceballs
After getting back WAYYYY past curfew around 2am I was just about to fall asleep in my cabin when I heard a light scratching noise near my bed. I figured out the noise was coming out of my bag and I poked it with my cell phone and it stopped. I knew it was something, so just as I shined my cell phone light on my backpack—all of a sudden a small mouse pops out of my bag and leaps away. I was scared shitless (no lie—you would flip out too if you found a mouse in your bag). I guess it was karma because 2 nights before my campers woke me up at 4am to tell me this and I quote:
Camper: “Adam, I think there’s something in my bag.”
Me: “What do you think it is?”
Camper: “Well, we think it’s either a mouse…or a snake.”
Me: “…just go back to sleep.”
The next morning we found some kid’s bag chewed through and PB&J sando annihilated. I told them in the morning that I would have gone into “counselor mode” and saved the day, but thought to myself that it would be too much work and more importantly, I was REALLY comfortable.
Other than those two crazy instances, all is well here. Only a week and a half left! I will try to upload some pics ASAP so you can see what I’ve been up to.
"That's funny, she doesn't look Drewish."
-Spaceballs
Thursday, July 17, 2008
The Jonas Brothers can eat me
Screw the Jonas Brothers because every fucking camper listens to them. Glad I got that out of my system. On to the good stuff...
Hey all!
I know this has been long overdue but my campers have been keeping me and my co-counselor busy with plenty to do these past few days.
Food is good, but mildly annoying getting it. If any of you have actually seen the movie “Wet Hot American Summer”, the cook is exactly like the guy in the movie—except it’s a chick.
We sing WAY too many songs than we know what’s good for us. For example, we sing 4 songs in the morning, 8 songs after dinner, 3-12 cheers during the day, and one before and after every meal! I don’t really mind it because I have learned to have fun with it and it makes sense because even my “too-cool-for-school” campers enjoy it as well. On average, I probably end up singing like 24 songs a day (but who’s counting, right?)
Our campers are 7th and 8th grade boys in our cabin and like to do mad libs in their free time. Here is a sample: “The stupid nurse sluttily walked to the shitty store to find some fucking flour…penis.” Now, any normal person would say that the mad lib just created was in bad taste and immature. However, to the simple-minded camper, this is hands-down the funnies thing they have ever heard. My co-counselor Kevin and I don’t really get it, but we let them do it because it keeps them busy from bothering us.
The best thing that the staff has probably done was to make a camper/staff quote wall to document the funniest moments throughout the days and put it in the staff lounge. I want to take a piece of it with me after camp and put it up in my room. The campers really do say the darndest things—though, nearly half of the quotes come from the staff members. For example, my friend Russell has 4th graders and one of them was homesick. The camper said, “Russell, I’m homesick…everything here reminds me of home.” Russell replied, “Really? You have a rock wall at home?” The camper answered, “Yeah, I think so.” Stuff like that is what makes this job hilarious and shenanigans.
Gotta go…break time is almost over.
If you want to send me packages/letters/whatever here’s my address
USPS/letters and packages:
Camp Yofi
PO BOX 277
Angelus Oaks, CA 92305
UPS/FedEx:
Camp Yofi c/o Camp Edwards
42842 Jenks Lake Road East
Angelus Oaks, CA 92305
Hey all!
I know this has been long overdue but my campers have been keeping me and my co-counselor busy with plenty to do these past few days.
Food is good, but mildly annoying getting it. If any of you have actually seen the movie “Wet Hot American Summer”, the cook is exactly like the guy in the movie—except it’s a chick.
We sing WAY too many songs than we know what’s good for us. For example, we sing 4 songs in the morning, 8 songs after dinner, 3-12 cheers during the day, and one before and after every meal! I don’t really mind it because I have learned to have fun with it and it makes sense because even my “too-cool-for-school” campers enjoy it as well. On average, I probably end up singing like 24 songs a day (but who’s counting, right?)
Our campers are 7th and 8th grade boys in our cabin and like to do mad libs in their free time. Here is a sample: “The stupid nurse sluttily walked to the shitty store to find some fucking flour…penis.” Now, any normal person would say that the mad lib just created was in bad taste and immature. However, to the simple-minded camper, this is hands-down the funnies thing they have ever heard. My co-counselor Kevin and I don’t really get it, but we let them do it because it keeps them busy from bothering us.
The best thing that the staff has probably done was to make a camper/staff quote wall to document the funniest moments throughout the days and put it in the staff lounge. I want to take a piece of it with me after camp and put it up in my room. The campers really do say the darndest things—though, nearly half of the quotes come from the staff members. For example, my friend Russell has 4th graders and one of them was homesick. The camper said, “Russell, I’m homesick…everything here reminds me of home.” Russell replied, “Really? You have a rock wall at home?” The camper answered, “Yeah, I think so.” Stuff like that is what makes this job hilarious and shenanigans.
Gotta go…break time is almost over.
If you want to send me packages/letters/whatever here’s my address
USPS/letters and packages:
Camp Yofi
PO BOX 277
Angelus Oaks, CA 92305
UPS/FedEx:
Camp Yofi c/o Camp Edwards
42842 Jenks Lake Road East
Angelus Oaks, CA 92305
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
They're putting me in charge? Sweet.
So upon departure for camp promptly at 9am ( not at 11ish Jewish Standard Time like some of you suspect), I have been contemplating my power and scope of leadership as a camp counselor for the next three weeks. I will be the senior counselor paired up with a junior counselor in charge of around 8-10 kids in our cabin.
I have equipped myself with what I believe is the right amount of everything: CLothing, more clothing, shoes, deoderant, a leash (no no just kidding- i think I would get fired for that one), bedding stuff, ipod, and phone charger, etc....BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, I am bringing along a favorite childhood toy of mine from when I was a kid...I am bringing my Power ranger megazord tigerzord beast thingy. I have had this thing forever just sitting in a drawer but thought I could put to good use. Theoretically, this will protect our cabin not only from negative energy but also cooties.
In other news, I forgot if I had already mentioned this in my last entry yesterday (It has been 2 very long days of training, forgive me), but now, if you are unconscious or can't breathe for some reason feel free to give me a call and I can save your life because I am CPR certified. That's right, the guy who probably played your favorite song at a Cal Poly men's soccer game can ALSO NOW save your life! What a deal!
Well kids, I'm going to sleep because I have an early/big day tomorrow and need to conserve and hibernate my energy and go to sleep.
Don't Worry, the fun doesn't have to stop here because I will try to update as often as possible from the camp computers AND there are archived entries from weeks past you can see and catch up on to get the full scoop to what I've been up to these [ast few weeks.
This new section at the end of my blog entries will be the official fan shoutout spot. Anyone who calls/texts/emails/comments on an entry will get their very own PERSONALIZED shout out on the blogosphere to show my appreciation!
-Niharika= you're so cool, thanks for reading. I am glad to know that I am slightly more interesting than your line of work and your select group of friends that actually keep blogs other than mine. The two minutes reading this crap means the world to me!
-Colleen- what can i say? I'll try to think of some sweet ghost stories to tell the campers. hehe!
Good night and good luck! see you all soon!
I have equipped myself with what I believe is the right amount of everything: CLothing, more clothing, shoes, deoderant, a leash (no no just kidding- i think I would get fired for that one), bedding stuff, ipod, and phone charger, etc....BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, I am bringing along a favorite childhood toy of mine from when I was a kid...I am bringing my Power ranger megazord tigerzord beast thingy. I have had this thing forever just sitting in a drawer but thought I could put to good use. Theoretically, this will protect our cabin not only from negative energy but also cooties.
In other news, I forgot if I had already mentioned this in my last entry yesterday (It has been 2 very long days of training, forgive me), but now, if you are unconscious or can't breathe for some reason feel free to give me a call and I can save your life because I am CPR certified. That's right, the guy who probably played your favorite song at a Cal Poly men's soccer game can ALSO NOW save your life! What a deal!
Well kids, I'm going to sleep because I have an early/big day tomorrow and need to conserve and hibernate my energy and go to sleep.
Don't Worry, the fun doesn't have to stop here because I will try to update as often as possible from the camp computers AND there are archived entries from weeks past you can see and catch up on to get the full scoop to what I've been up to these [ast few weeks.
This new section at the end of my blog entries will be the official fan shoutout spot. Anyone who calls/texts/emails/comments on an entry will get their very own PERSONALIZED shout out on the blogosphere to show my appreciation!
-Niharika= you're so cool, thanks for reading. I am glad to know that I am slightly more interesting than your line of work and your select group of friends that actually keep blogs other than mine. The two minutes reading this crap means the world to me!
-Colleen- what can i say? I'll try to think of some sweet ghost stories to tell the campers. hehe!
Good night and good luck! see you all soon!
Long time no see
So I know its been a while since my last update but here we go.
After this second day of training at the JCC in Irvine, I am leaving for Camp Yofi tomorrow morning. This camp is one of the many oh so popular Jew camps in the country. If you ask any REAL Jew you know and ask them if they have been to Jew camp you can bet your hebrew national hot dog they did. Going to camp was probably one of the most fun things to do as a kid and I am really glad I finally have the opportunity to go back and be a counselor. IF you are having trouble relating to my experience of going to a sleepaway camp, I suggest you rent Ben Agron's favorite movie of all time starring his favorite actor of all time "Wet Hot American Summer". This is an amazing film starring Jenine Gerafalo, Paul Rudd, Michael Showalter (Ben's school girl crush), and that guy Niles from Frasier! It's probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen so see it and tell me what you think!
I will try to update as often as possible while at camp since I will have access to a computer occasionally.
Did you all call your grandmas? Good. Now it won't even have to be your birthday to receive that $12 check from grandma any more!
In other news, I , Adam Rouman, just finished the cinematic gaming experience of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. I know that out of the 8 people (an increase of 50% from last week!) that probably only 1 cares, but it was just something that I would have liked to thrown out there- geeky or not.
snail mail, text messages, emails, and Care packages will be accepted while I'm away and I will get you my address as soon as I get to the camp (which is just in big bear).
Anyway, for those of you reading this on the clock...GET BACK TO WORK! aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd break!
After this second day of training at the JCC in Irvine, I am leaving for Camp Yofi tomorrow morning. This camp is one of the many oh so popular Jew camps in the country. If you ask any REAL Jew you know and ask them if they have been to Jew camp you can bet your hebrew national hot dog they did. Going to camp was probably one of the most fun things to do as a kid and I am really glad I finally have the opportunity to go back and be a counselor. IF you are having trouble relating to my experience of going to a sleepaway camp, I suggest you rent Ben Agron's favorite movie of all time starring his favorite actor of all time "Wet Hot American Summer". This is an amazing film starring Jenine Gerafalo, Paul Rudd, Michael Showalter (Ben's school girl crush), and that guy Niles from Frasier! It's probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen so see it and tell me what you think!
I will try to update as often as possible while at camp since I will have access to a computer occasionally.
Did you all call your grandmas? Good. Now it won't even have to be your birthday to receive that $12 check from grandma any more!
In other news, I , Adam Rouman, just finished the cinematic gaming experience of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. I know that out of the 8 people (an increase of 50% from last week!) that probably only 1 cares, but it was just something that I would have liked to thrown out there- geeky or not.
snail mail, text messages, emails, and Care packages will be accepted while I'm away and I will get you my address as soon as I get to the camp (which is just in big bear).
Anyway, for those of you reading this on the clock...GET BACK TO WORK! aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd break!
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